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You may shake your head with painful memories of large dollar amounts lost, and swear on a stack of Bibles that you will never again be foolish enough to engage in a shoot-out with the One-Armed Bandit, but who are you kidding? Maybe, with just a little luck, you will be able to resist the call of the slot machine for a number of weeks, perhaps even a month or two. But you know damn well that you will be back for a rematch in the end. You cannot just let that Bandit win so conveniently, can you? No way.
It is just a machine, in the end, with a “brain” comprised of wires and microchips. You, having said that, are a living, breathing entity with the capacity for critical thinking and self-reflection. If humankind is to have any hope at all in surviving the worldwide war against machines that surely will come some day, we would better at least be able to beat the slots. Think of the matter in the sort of sweeping historical context and also you shall see that it is not simply a choice but an obligation for you to get back on the horse as quickly as possible.
Before launching on your noble quest in defense of humanity, it will be wise to review some basic information and arm yourself with five crucial tips to success.
You may not realize that the slot machine goes by different names in overseas nations. For example, in the United Kingdom, it’s called a fruit machine (no jokes about British drag queens, please.) In Australia, the slot is referred to as a “poker machine,” which is much more confusing, but what can you expect from a culture that gives outdoor grills the name of just a little girl’s toy? (Let it sink in for a minute, you will get it.)
Anyway, traditional American slot machines are coin-operated and contain three or maybe more reels, which spin any time a lever on the side of the equipment is pulled. The machines include a currency detector that validates the money inserted to play. The machine typically pays off according to patterns of symbols visible when the reels stop.
OK, enough for the description. Generally, onto those tips that have been promised a number of paragraphs ago:
Become intimately acquainted with each slot machine’s payout schedule. Two identical slot machines will often have radically different payouts. This matters, people.
Look for advertised slot machines offering 96-98% paybacks. Most casinos usually have several banks or carousels of high percentage payback slots, and this is the place you should play.
Join the casino players club wherever you gamble regularly. Casinos reward players for time and money spent. Even if you don’t hit the jackpot, you could still receive comps like meals, discount hotel rooms, as well as other perks.
This should be a no-brainer, but only play the trusted slot game machines you can afford and only spend money you can risk losing. Seriously.
Walk away when you are losing and become irritated. Playing slot machines is supposed to be an enjoyable pastime, not a source of ulcer-inducing frustration. When it’s no longer fun, go get a drink and some fresh air.
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